Jessica Lange will sing a song from Lana Del Rey in the first episode of Freak Show
tyler stanced up in the chair like “naaah ya feet dirty like shit mo n why is u poppin ya pussy on da prius”
That’s a Honda. Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of hers.
High school sure has changed since I was there…
M.O.W, A ten word story (via ding-ang-bato)
android commercial: *proves that they’re better than iphones in every way possible*
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
Potentially the best reunion. Adamo, Lauren and Stacey hanging out on Degrassi Street.
Queen of tumblr Chloe doing ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
"I think society’s emphasis on family forces us into relationships that are otherwise unhealthy. Sure, a long time ago, when people lived miles from civilization, family was all you had. There was a very practical purpose to sticking together. But now I have six million people in my backyard. Why should I be wasting time with someone I don’t like just because they have the same last name as me?"
an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair
yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift